Official recruitment materials of a Discord squad that has dived for Super Earth more times than is medically advisable. Helldivers 2 is the main event, but we've been known to deploy into other theaters of war when the Automatons take a night off.
Distributed to all divers prior to drop. Compliance is mandatory. Democracy is watching.
A squad that reinforces together stays together. Solo queuing is a court-martial offense, or at least deeply frowned upon in voice chat.
Every stray orbital, every misplaced airstrike, is a lesson in humility issued by Super Earth itself. Say thank you.
The real samples were the friends we bled out next to along the way. Extraction is a bonus round.
Field reports from recent deployments, transcribed by the Ministry of Truth.
Full squad wipe on a Helldive difficulty extraction. Cause of death: one (1) badly timed 500kg bomb and a lot of confidence. Morale remains high, as required by law.
When the Automatons and Terminids stand down for the evening, this squad has been spotted deploying into other games entirely. Super Earth allows it, reluctantly.
Field propaganda division releases new recruitment material. Response from command: overwhelmingly positive. Response from Mason: currently under review.
Friendly fire, failed extractions, and questionable decisions, all documented for posterity. Some of it is even on purpose.
Watch our shenanigans